Ten episodes. One English estate. More chaos than any season before it. Here are the moments that defined “Vanderpump Villa” Season 3.
Lewis Herring Locked Himself in a Bathroom and Left the Show on Day One
The English butler lasted less than 24 hours. He broke down, refused to film unless cameras were unplugged, locked himself in a bathroom while Lisa stood outside trying to get him out, and was walked out by production in a black hoodie with his face covered. Lisa grabbed a golf cart and drove down the driveway yelling his name. She never got to say goodbye. Her confessional: “Does Lewis not understand how hard it is for me to chase after him in eight-inch heels on the gravel? But I won’t be ignored.”
Meredith Lambert Dropped the Andre Mitchell Bomb During Secrets and Seductions
Day one, getting-to-know-you game. A secret card was pulled from the box: “I f—ked Andre in Vegas.” Meredith Lambert gave an extremely insincere “sorry” to the group — smiling — and confirmed it was her. Andre Mitchell and Gabriella Sanon had previously had a romantic relationship. Gabriella pulled her aside. Meredith rolled her eyes walking away. The summer had officially started.
Nick King Could Not Make a Whiskey Sour
The hired bartender did not know what a gimlet was, could not make a whiskey sour, and refused to pour a guest a glass of wine — so she went behind the bar and poured it herself. Lisa found out the next morning. “Not only has my butler flown the coop, but one of my bartenders doesn’t know gin and tonic from diddly-squat? After Siadi last summer, how many fake Brits do I have to deal with?”
Theo Campbell Flooded a 200-Year-Old Ceiling
Theo Campbell rom “The Challenge” fell asleep with the bathtub running all night. Water poured through the ceiling at Rosecroft Park — a house that has stood since before the World Wars. Lisa assessed the damage and said she felt sick to her stomach. Theo’s response: “It is what it is.” His confessional had claimed he and Olivia always run baths for white noise. Olivia’s confessional confirmed they do not even have a bath at home.
Devin Walker Screamed at a Staff Member for Having a Conversation
Devin Walker, very drunk in the hot tub, decided that Charlie Tidemann — a bartender having a completely normal conversation with his girlfriend Michelle Fitzgerald — needed to be dealt with. “What the f—k are you doing? Get the f—k away from me. You 6’7 little b—ch.” Theo’s suggestion from across the hot tub: “Charlie, slap the s—t out of him. I’ll help you.” Devin’s follow-up apology the next morning somehow made it worse. His opening line: “We gotta bury the hatchet, baby.” His closing line, after Charlie calmly explained he did not think he did anything wrong: “Well, you gotta fix your body language or something, bro.”
Lisa Vanderpump Shut the Challenge Group Down
After the ceiling, after Devin, after 300 beers, Lisa gathered the group. She went straight to Olivia Kaiser — the only person she considered an innocent party — asked how she was feeling, and Olivia immediately burst into tears. Lisa looked at the rest of them. “F—k the ceiling, f—k you’re rude to me. I’m worried about her. How about that?” Then to the group: “I might look like a p—y, but I’m not. I work with corporations. I live in a man’s world. And I’m gonna kick your a— from here to breakfast time unless you tell me you’re going to shape up.”
DadTok Toasted to “Marciano’s Funeral”
Jordan and the DadTok crew showed up to dinner in all black and toasted to Marciano’s funeral. Marciano, who had just sat through a confrontation in Lisa’s office where Jordan told him he and Jessi had spent $100,000 in therapy, did not blow up. Stassi, in confessional, said she was actually proud of him for that.
Marciano Brunette Dropped the Jessi Draper Bombshell
The next morning, after biting his tongue through the entire Jordan confrontation, Marciano went to Lisa with something he had been holding for a long time: Jessi cheated on her first husband to be with Jordan. Lisa: “What an absolute example of f—king hypocrisy.” Stassi cornered Jordan about it. He walked away muttering. Nobody got a clean answer.
Stassi Schroeder Had to Get Plan B in England
Stassi Schroeder drunkenly woke Beau up for sex, miscalculated her cycle using a period app, discovered she was ovulating, and could not get Plan B over the counter in England. She had to sit down with a man to discuss it before she could get it. Beau’s solution: a vasectomy. He explained how it works by making a bow with his hands. Stassi informed him that is not how that works. He whispered: “I just want more sex.”
Hagen Bach Won the Biggest Bonus in the Show’s History
$50,000. A guaranteed spot next season. The largest bonus Lisa has ever awarded. Earlier in the season, Hagen had shared that in second grade, a kid kicked him in the face on the monkey bars, spit on him, and told him he would never be a butler at an English estate. Hannah’s reaction to the win: “He gets $50,000 for just walking people to their rooms? I should have earned a bonus. Me walking that huge estate — it’s a lot. I was doing a lot of cardio.”
“Vanderpump Villa” Season 3 is streaming now on Hulu. The reunion date will be announced soon.
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