Stassi Schroeder‘s “Vanderpump Villa” Season 3 arc has involved mediating staff drama, going to war with Marciano, and toasting to Ken and Lisa’s 43rd anniversary. It has also involved an emergency Plan B situation in the English countryside.
In Episode 5, Stassi revealed she had drunkenly woken Beau up in the middle of the night for sex — which she described simply as being “adventurous as f—k.” The problem surfaced the next morning when she remembered she had a vague belief that you can only get pregnant ten days after your last period. She plugged her cycle into her period app. The app told her she was ovulating right now.
See their trip in the carousel shared by Stassi below.
The Plan B Quest
Getting Plan B in England is not as straightforward as a US pharmacy run. Stassi could not get it over the counter. She had to sit down with a man to discuss it before she could get it. She reported back accordingly.
The situation prompted a conversation between her and Beau about whether they wanted a third child. Both agreed they were not ready. Beau then offered a solution: he would get a vasectomy, which he said would give them more freedom.
The conversation turned more honest from there. Stassi said she and Beau both know they are not ready for a third child, but she is not ready to take that option off the table permanently either. That tension is what led Beau to float the vasectomy idea in the first place: a way to buy them more freedom without closing any doors.
“Technically, scientifically,” Beau explained, “I can tie the tubes and untie them very quickly and easily.” He made a bow with his hands as he said this.
Stassi interrupted him. “There is no way”, she told him, “that when you get your tubes tied they tie them in a bow.”
Beau leaned in and whispered: “I just want more sex.”
Where They Stand
The Plan B worked out. The vasectomy conversation did not go further. Stassi and Beau remained very much together and very much at the villa, where Stassi went on to become the season’s most indispensable non-staff presence — mediating the Hannah/Marciano situation, confronting Jordan Ngatikaura about Jessi, and delivering what may be the most heartfelt anniversary toast in the show’s history.
The ‘Vanderpump Villa’ Season 3 reunion airs April 30th. See what we know and watch the trailer here.
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